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A stunningly beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is aroused by her incredible beauty and all his professionalism is out the window…

He tells her to take off her pants. She does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor.

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

Then he tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

She replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, mounts her and begins pumping furiously and says, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

“Yes,” she responds, “getting herpes - that’s why I am here!”

Of African-American males between the ages of 22 and 29, 93% only have sex in the shower. The remaining 7% are not in prison.

Moral: If you drop the soap, don’t pick it up.

This girl just asked me if I prefer legs or breasts. I said I’m more into shaved pussy. Apparently this isn’t an acceptable answer at KFC. Who knew?