You Might be a Redneck if…….
Sunday, June 27th, 2010Your girl’s hairdo was ruined by a ceiling fan.
You’ve been married three times but still have the same in-laws.
You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
Loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Toilet paper comes in a stack and is numbered.
Somebody hollers “ho-down” and your girlfriend dives for the floor.
If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 worth of improvements.
Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey y’all watch this.”
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
Daddy walks you to school because you’re both go to the same one.