If GWB had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved? If GWB had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? If GWB had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head? If GWB joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who’s side he was on? If GWB had put 87000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one company had an accident would you have agreed? If GWB had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87000 American workers unemployed would you support him? If GWB had been the first President to need a TelePrompTer installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how  inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? If GWB had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? If GWB had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? If GWB had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? If GWB had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? If GWB had given the Queen of   England   an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? If GWB had bowed to the King of   Saudi Arabia   , would you have approved? If GWB had visited   Austria   and made reference to the nonexistent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip? If GWB had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved? If GWB had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless. If GWB would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in Texas, would you have thought he was a self important, conceited, egotistical jerk? If GWB had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? If GWB had misspelled the word “advice” would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoes as proof of what a dunce he is? If GWB had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite? If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low  over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown    Manhattan    causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually  get what happened on 9-11? If GWB had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in  New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue  with claims of racism and incompetence? If GWB had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in   America   , would you have approved. If GWB had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive (to some people)? Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 15 months — so you’ll have two years and nine months to come up with an answer. Every statement in this email is factual and directly attributable to Barrack Hussein Obama.  Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable.

]]> http://crackdealer.org/2010/10/was-george-w-bush-an-idiot/feed/ http://crackdealer.org/2010/10/a-funny-story-about-horses/ http://crackdealer.org/2010/10/a-funny-story-about-horses/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 13:12:02 +0000 unorml http://crackdealer.org/?p=1422 A school teacher once a month has a “sticker day.” She gives each child a sticker and asks them to write a story about it. On this day she gave a little boy a sticker with a horse on it, and his story is below.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos’ sign reads;

I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!”

Carlos says, “Alright, so what does your sign say?”

Jose’s sign reads:

I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.

Yea, the dumb-ass mother decided this picture would be good to post on Facebook. Rest assured the mother was arrested. While we at CrackDealer do find this hilarious, if you’re that stupid (not letting your kid pretend to take bong-hits, but to post the picture for the world), you SHOULD be locked up.

Original Source: Gizmodo




At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up,took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Lets pick up Peter and Willy from school and get dinner.”

You’ve been married three times but still have the same in-laws.

You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

Loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Toilet paper comes in a stack and is numbered.

Somebody hollers “ho-down” and your girlfriend dives for the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 worth of improvements.

Someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey y’all watch this.”

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

Daddy walks you to school because you’re both go to the same one.

His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough and said, “Man, did you have to do 69 before you came here?!”

Gerry said, “Does my breath still smell like a vagina?”

“No,” the dentist replied, “your forehead smells like shit!”