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A school teacher once a month has a “sticker day.” She gives each child a sticker and asks them to write a story about it. On this day she gave a little boy a sticker with a horse on it, and his story is below.

Thanks to Steve Kelley and the Times Picayune of New Orleans for this one.

Just released from Trojan, the worlds leading condom manufacturer, this dress is made of over 1500 condoms. Due to a special process, all 1500 can still be utilized should the need arise. Be sexually safe and stylish too with the dress that will ensure a pregnancy-free prom.

The above photograph of Prahlad Jani of India, provided by Sterling Hospitals and taken 35 years ago. It is claimed he went without food or water for a total of seven decades, a seemingly impossible task.

Below is a current photo of Mr Jani. He is now 83. Though he declined to comment, from his expression, there may be some remorse concerning his decision to fast for the extended period.

In a recent press conference British Petroleum’s CEO Tony Hayward had the following to say concerning the current oil spill in the Gulf.

“Don’t worry about that pesky oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. It’s relatively tiny compared to the very big ocean.” “We will fix it. I guarantee it. The only question is when.”

He also asked the press if they knew where he received his scars but was quickly cut off by nearby board members.

In stained glass for all to see is the Catholic Church’s plan for their youth ministry. Doesn’t get more obvious than that. What’s on the other windows you ask, a goat head and a pentagram.

Oh yeah, Jesus was a hater, now and ever after. Amen.