Hot 69!
After an exciting and hot 69 with his wife, Gerry remembered he had a dentist appointment later that day. Afraid the dentist would smell his wife’s vagina on his breath, he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times, and on top of that gargled with 2 liters of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist’s office he sucked 5 strong mints.
His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough and said, “Man, did you have to do 69 before you came here?!”
Gerry said, “Does my breath still smell like a vagina?”
“No,” the dentist replied, “your forehead smells like shit!”
